3am bonus post: 7 or 9 things you didn’t know about me. 

General Nonsense Insomnia Memes.

That crazy meme is doing the rounds. Here are 7 (or 9) things you didn’t know about me:

1) I just trapped Tucker’s paws in the door during a 3am stagger to the bog. He’s totally overreacting now and is licking his paws dramatically. 

2) I ate three tubes of Smarties last night and I’m not even sorry. 

3) Yer maw. 

4) I’m a committed social media stalker and should be hired by the CIA for my resourcefulness. I will look for you; I will find you; and I will stalk you. 

5) I’m probably looking at your pictures right now. 

6) I have no idea how to use colons and semi-colons. I look it up, think I’ve got it, then forget again. 

7) As an experiment I slept on the other side of the bed last night and woke up at 3am all disorientated and thought I’d been a) kidnapped or b) got verrrry drunk last night and had a happy ending with a stranger. 

8) I sometimes wonder why I’m single then I remember. 

9) Tucker’s STILL licking his paws. Drama queen. 

10) I could murder a cup of tea. 

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