1. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet – especially if you’re consulting Dr Google. You probably don’t have cholera or consumption.  2. One is not, as far as I’m aware, required by law to like or comment on every single bloody Facebook post or wish every bugger happy birthday. Nor is it a […]

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I sat down to bash out a blog post but I’ll be buggered if I can remember what I was going to say. I had something hilarious in my mind earlier while talking to Tucker but it’s gone now. I doubt it would’ve been hilarious anyway. Mildly amusing at best probably.  I’m in a bit […]

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I’ve the fan on. It’s so bloody hot! I was asked if I had a bucket list at the weekend.  I couldn’t remember if I did – or if I did have one I’ve forgotten what was on it. The only thing that blurts forth from my mouth when asked about a bucket list is […]

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I had two great Eureka moments tonight whilst buttering an oatcake. 1 – Lifehack: See this spoon? The corner of the (empty) fag packet is shown for relative size and isn’t a weird “serving suggestion”. The presence of my foot, intruding into the bottom right of the picture and the empty HRT packet at 1 o’clock […]

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Oh! While I’m here I must do my public duty and tell everyone about my phone bill fandango. I never check my phone bill – preferring to bury my head in the sand over such fiscal matters – but earlier this week I phoned EE to upgrade my phone and they pointed out that I’d […]

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This blog title popped into my head and paraphrases Jeanette Winterson. It bears no relation to the content of this post other than I casually mention sausages once.  Most of what follows was drafted last weekend, as is customary round these parts.  Well, my parts, to be specific, but please don’t dwell on my parts […]

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I’ve neglected the blog again, haven’t I? I’ve too much on! I’ve too many demands ‘ponst my time and I’ve nowt to say, it seems.  I can’t think of a thing to report so I prostrate myself before you with the following metaphorical sacrificial lamb of a blog: I’ve finally started Mad Men on Amazon […]

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God I’m so over that whole Boaty McBoatface thing.  Well well. We meet again.  This blog is all over the place, time wise. Don’t try to follow it in a linear fashion. Just embrace the chaos.  I confess I was scared to log in to WordPress after all this time. It’s been so long since […]

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Preface – I started writing this at 10pm Wednesday, so you might find it harder to follow than that weird film Inception.  *****************  Here I sit, flicking idly through the ASOS website sale pages, searching in vain for a very specific cardigan (oh how I love a cardigan – giver of warmth, hider of boobs, […]

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Hello! I’ve just popped in to say I’ve got loads of blog posts in draft form again, waiting to be polished up and floated off into the sea of Tigerbaps as I salute them bravely on their way.  Sorry about the weird analogy above – I just kinda ran with it. In my defence I’m […]

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