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tigerbaps thinks she's it ⋆ Page 6 of 11 ⋆

Oh Christ. No idea why WordPress just published a dull sentence about my chicken. Move along. Nothing to see here. Just me, being a tit. I’ve deleted the rogue post. Ugh. 

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Coupled with my crippling fear of dropping my car keys down a drain, (I might just pop them down a drain one of these days just to get the ensuing bloody drama over with since, according to Susan Jeffers way back in 1987 we’re all supposed to Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway, although […]

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Woke up this morning full of fury-by-proxy so decided to shake it off and approach Wednesday with a positive mental attitude.  I’m ending it with pizza induced heartburn straight from the bowels of HELL and a massive sad about elephants. (See Storyville: Circus Elephant Rampage, BBC Four).  Good things about Wednesday: *tumbleweed* Rubbish things about […]

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Finally! Managed to upload all 3000 pics from my iPhone to iCloud which optimised the space on the iPhone which in turn allowed me to update the software to iOSwhatever and now I can’t remember why I was so desperate to get iOSwhatever in the first place. I probably just had iOS envy. I think […]

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I read an article about decluttering by some smartarse Japanese bird this morning. Well, I say I read it, I sort of skimmed it. Skimmed it and saved it for future reading. I don’t know why I didn’t just read it there and then, but my life’s full of saved links for future reading, unread books, […]

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Whilst I appreciate I should be asleep after today’s horrific dental shenanigans which have left me an emotional wreck and a husk of a woman, (I’ve spent most of today in a fug of Nurofen Plus, hallucinating pastry products, dropping pens and forgetting what I was going to say right in the middle of a […]

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I really wish I hadn’t told the story today about that time I blurted “Aww you’re a handsome big boy, aren’t you!” when I bumped into a friend with her son whom I’d never met before, then later realising it was in fact her older, married brother, which accounted for the bemused looks. The situation […]

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I’ve dried up. I’m going through a fallow period, blogwise. I wish I could say I’m too busy solving world hunger/doing humanitarian work in war torn countries/knitting hats* for premature baby orang-utans to blog but actually I’ve been mostly just playing online Scrabble, smoking the odd fagatthebackdoor and hunched over the laptop for hours on […]

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Tuesday: 5am.  It’s always about this stupid time of day I think “oh I’ll just text [insert name here] about [insert thing here]” then I remember what stupid time it is and stop myself, in case I wake the recipient, and actually if I’m honest even that would give me some dark glee, because if […]

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